December 2009
1 post
November 2009
2 posts
Apologies for the neglect.
My tumblarity is now zero. I hope I haven’t forgotten to update you all on any important robot news….
October 2009
27 posts
IS IT 5 YET?
I wish I could fire her :(
conaffetto:
katiepalooza:
Are you allowed to fire her? Give her nothing but work like “Get my coffee. Mail these.”? Can you talk to a supervisor, or better yet - HER supervisor? Maybe make an appointment w/ her professor or whoever the contact is at the college and let Intern know you’re going to be speaking with that person. If it’s for a grade, that might work. And, she’s supposed to be...
1 tag
JESUSMARYNJOSEPH, PUP, YOUR FLATULENCE IS PEELING...
faithandbegorrah:
My fucking eyes are watering. Christ.
Perhaps this could be solved with some more… peanut butter?
NOOOOOOOOOO
My TV can’t pick up the ABC signal! No Charlie!
I’ll have to watch Biggest Loser or So You Think You Can Dance instead. :-/
"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" comes on...
Woohoo!
1 tag
Feminist coverage of the snackbot! →
WHERE IS THIS FILE?
luciaisnotlucky:
I can’t find it. I went in to search for it but I couldn’t find it in search. I keep recreating it by exporting the same thing and “replacing” it. The thing is I don’t know where it is being replaced. I’ve looked everywhere. It is driving me crazy. It usually saves to my Desktop from CardScan. Now it’s not :(
ETA: I FOUND IT! That took long enough. Great way to start off my...
Get me out of here please
luciaisnotlucky:
My coworkers are discussing what outfits they wear to turn on their husbands/boyfriends or what they wear when they are in the mood for sex. By the sounds of what they wear, it is pretty tacky/very 80s not sexy. After being asked about 5x and pretending I didn’t hear them, I got asked on my way to get something approved by my boss. I went with the my sex life is really my...
"defenestrate"!
faithandbegorrah:
#7 on my List of Favorite Words.
(Just so you know.
[Not that you care.
(But I like being reminded of it.
[Not that that was your intention.
(But I appreciate it nonetheless.
[And I’m not even drunk!
(Yet.)])])])
Where’s callipygean on your list?
luciaisnotlucky:
claudianunezcespedes:
...
There's a Passive Aggressive Note taped to our...
crabbyalissa:
“Hi neighbor! It would be really great if you could be keep the noise down after 10pm. I know it’s not your fault that your floors squeak, but it’s disrespectful to keep your neighbors up past 10 with the sounds. Thanks.”
Basically, they want my neighbor to STOP WALKING AROUND HER APARTMENT because the floors squeak through no fault of her own. WTFcrazypants?
Phone camera?
Lucia doesn't know enough internet memes. →
I hate being busy at work
luciaisnotlucky:
Is it so wrong that I just want to tumbl/gchat/skype all day instead of do all of this dumb analysis? My eyes hurt from looking at all of these spreadsheets plus apparently I’m missing the biggest meeting of the year (not my words) tomorrow when I’m going to NY. So I have to get all of this shit done before this HUGE meeting. My boss asked me if I could not take the day off...
Scalia Defends Cross On Public Land, Claims It... →
lenorebeadsman:
historicupstart:
thereisnogod:
It does not represent me.
Ugh, fucking Scalia.
Are they going to add a Star of David, a sign saying there is no god, etc.?
Eating a potato omelet with chopsticks:
Inefficient.
Oops.
Just realized I scheduled a meeting for when I am out of town. Must fix. Feel silly.
Wtf. I can't wait until this coworker goes back to...
luciaisnotlucky:
Things I have just overheard him say in the period of 5 minutes just now.
“Are you ready to come to Jesus? No? You must be Muslim.”
“Those new shirts are kinda faggy.”
“Did you hear what that socialist Obama just did?”
He is the one who hates me because I take American jobs and slams doors in my face among other rude things. Thankfully, he spends half his year in Arizona...
1 tag
WatchI know that when my boyfriend’s feeling sad, I like to just put the upper part of my torso on the bed and have him put his hand on my back.
D:
luciaislucky:
The condo she booked for Sunday and Monday most likely does not have internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will die if I don’t have internet. I cannot physically function without it if I do not like the people around me. I know I can use my phone for texting/gmail and some internet browsing. I can’t skype and I literally live on skype. I have to be able to skype....
“I actually find those women-I’m like, get that bitter, ugly, unattractive chip...”
– Jezebel
Fuck this bitch.
(via cijimcb)
I’m going through the comments, trying to figure out what stupid commenter would say something like this and relishing the thought of the internet smackdown that would ensue. Holy Christmas, was I surprised to see it was Drew.
(via crabbyalissa)
This...
"As a little kid I was raised differently from...
katiecoyle:
Sometimes these student-athletes write pure poetry, completely by accident.
I need to start forwarding you more of the email that I receive.
September 2009
23 posts
I smell like baked goods.
Crepes place for lunch… full… but I want more….
In other news...
luciaislucky:
katiepalooza:
it’s looking like my nails may finally be long enough that I can slap about 8 layers of top coat on them and call it a day. The best part about my nails, when I make the effort to grow them out, is they naturally are SUPER white, so lots of top coat just makes it look like I have miraculously not chipped a french manicure. Plus it’s cheap.
I was going to comment on...
Faith,
faithandbegorrah:
therobotmaster:
Are you getting enough protein? (Regarding the hair.)
Heh. Probably. The real problem is that I put my hair in a ponytail all day everyday, especially when I don’t want to wash it (which is repulsively often), so when I get around to showering it comes out in handfuls. More gross than worrisome. I hope.
Just had to check—I had a coworker whose hair...
Faith,
Are you getting enough protein? (Regarding the hair.)
(I may not be in debt because of school,
faithandbegorrah:
but my hair is falling out, I’m overdue for jaundice, and my social skills have atrophied. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.)
My debt’s from undergrad instead. Yay.
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isittimetogohomeyetisittimetogohomeyetisittimetogoh...
puhleeeeeease
Under my to-do list, I have a list of things that...
-stimuli from M
-paper edits from J
-reimbursement paperwork
-frontal lobotomy
I can't tell if the sound from above means that...
I need a window.
Giant squid article reposted in response to last... →
“Is there any doubt that the scariest animal in the world is the giant squid? Just its name paralyzes my heart with fear in a way that “killer whale” or “jumbo shrimp” do not. Most of us first caught a glimpse of this denizen of the deep trying to kill Kirk Douglas in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and we all had the same question: How angry do you have to be to try to...
A friend caught one of her students cheating.
Hint: If your essay is emailed to the prof in the pdf format, it’s probably going to set off some red flags.
WatchThere is hope for those of us with cat and dog allergies. MWAHAHAHAHA.